Oh so windy.

So very windy today. Could it be caused by aliens zooming about in the skies in their spacecraft causing backdraughts? You know the saying for March. In like a lion, out like a lamb.

Advertising.

If a business needs to use computer trickery in it’s advertisements to fool its’ customers then you can only assume they are using trickery in their normal business dealings with those same customers.

Database Usage.

Using databases on DreamHost is not really a difficult thing once you have managed to get your head around the terminology used. Think of a database as a large box or container. Into that box you can place smaller boxes…

When it rains.

No matter if it rained for 24 hours a day or 365 days a year it would always be the “Driest period for the last decade!”.

Alien Abductions?

There are no such things as alien abductions. They are just the result of an over active imagination and a hope that there is something better!

Flying Saucers.

There is a suggestion that Flying Saucers exist but they don’t. It is all a myth to safeguard the Top Secret experiments of various governments around the world.